#loser

Jul 25, 2014

illegallydownloaded:

"While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there’s nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn’t always Shakespeare, but it’s genuine. It’s a life.”

 The Truman Show (1998) dir. Peter Weir

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Jul 25, 2014

atlasalpha:

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no flash

you don’t need my permission

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JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO

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Jul 25, 2014

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

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Jul 25, 2014

thatprocrastinatingjean:

oj-pony-blood:

thatprocrastinatingjean:

muelith:

callino-fucking-way:

the best thing about being an artist

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is that i’m allowed to do this

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that is one majestic lady.

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make way

I ship it. Somebody make this happen.

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the perfect couple does exist

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Jul 25, 2014

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

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Jul 25, 2014

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Jul 25, 2014

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
http://justfunnypics.net

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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Jul 25, 2014

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Jul 25, 2014

maddifacee:

amazing

maddifacee:

amazing

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Jul 25, 2014

tyleroakley:

twentyfourthdropout:

petercapalldi:

MY PRINCIPAL CALLED EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL AND LEFT THIS MESSAGE HELP I CANT BREATHE

Can someone please make a remix

slipRAYYYYYY

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Jul 25, 2014

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Jul 25, 2014

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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Jul 25, 2014

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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Jul 25, 2014

youhyrule:

exfatalist:

thesassiestcolor:

dontgigglesherlock:

Favourite moment from Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Can we take a moment to realize that out of ALL THINGS TO POSSIBLY WATCH Steve watches Saw?

No. Guys, no. This is not a reference to Saw.

It’s a reference to the 1983 movie WarGames.

The entire joke is that in WarGames, the main character accidentally connects with a government supercomputer that controls all the U.S. military arsenal. The computer asks him “Shall we play a game?” and what the guy thinks is a game is the computer trying to start WWIII between the United States and Russia.

In this scene, Steve and Natasha are accessing a hidden supercomputer with a mysterious flashdrive seemingly controlled by an AI. Natasha references WarGames and the potential of accidentally starting a war by accessing the computer.

That’s it, guys. That’s the joke. It’s a really funny joke. Whereas a Saw reference would literally make zero sense in this scene.

Let’s not forget they’re literally Russia and America, too.

Jul 25, 2014

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

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